Dieting Rewards (NOT!) #1

OK, we all know that dieting, losing weight, and getting in shape have their many rewards.
But no one ever talks about the punishments you receive for all your hard work.
Maybe no one wants to admit it, but many of us are actually PUNISHED after months and months of exercise, starvation, and counting calories.

The first of these punishments (for women only) is the reduction in boob size.
When did you last see a magazine cover that said,
"Lose 2 cup sizes in just 4 weeks!"

Yeah, sign me up. Sounds wonderful.
You read about so many benefits: lower cholesterol, better fitting clothes, more energy, better sleep, and on and on...
But I'll scream it so everyone can hear and know that, when you work REALLY hard and suffer endlessly on your diet...at the end of it all...the light at the end of the tunnel... what you can hold on to when temptation strikes...

Just find comfort in knowing that, when it's all over, you will have NO BOOBS left. Whoopie.